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06-04-2004, 07:09 AM
June 4 UPI (Unprotected Propaganda Injection)
The Pentagon released a statement today introducing a newly issued piece of equipment to be used by all services of the military. It is called an IARD or Individual Anti-capture Remedy Device. The new protection device is to be used by U.S. captured forces. The device is said to prevent U.S. forces from enduring the same treatment that was used by Military Intelligence and CIA officers in Guntanamo, Afghanistan, Iraq, and other classified government detainee compounds.
The device, which resembles a normal looking pharmaceutical medication, is a red, white, and blue capsule is to be taken when capture by an enemy is imminent.
The result of ingesting this device causes instant death with a smile. All ingesties will receive posthumous awards for heroic sacrifice.
The Pentagon refused to take questions.
P.S.
I posted this on another web site having to do with baseball. They believed it to be fact, and had to edit the post with the following. What a sad state of affairs.
I forgot to add the link.
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The Pentagon released a statement today introducing a newly issued piece of equipment to be used by all services of the military. It is called an IARD or Individual Anti-capture Remedy Device. The new protection device is to be used by U.S. captured forces. The device is said to prevent U.S. forces from enduring the same treatment that was used by Military Intelligence and CIA officers in Guntanamo, Afghanistan, Iraq, and other classified government detainee compounds.
The device, which resembles a normal looking pharmaceutical medication, is a red, white, and blue capsule is to be taken when capture by an enemy is imminent.
The result of ingesting this device causes instant death with a smile. All ingesties will receive posthumous awards for heroic sacrifice.
The Pentagon refused to take questions.
P.S.
I posted this on another web site having to do with baseball. They believed it to be fact, and had to edit the post with the following. What a sad state of affairs.
I forgot to add the link.
Http//news.upi.someofyoupeoplewillbelieveanythingthatloo kslikenews