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drew hempel
05-08-2008, 04:28 PM
Today I read Stan Gooch's new book, "The Neanderthal Legacy: Reawakening our genetic and cultural origins" (2008). It was amazing and really inspiring, especially since Gooch and I exchanged several letters while he was writing this book. He basically argues that we have two brains since the cerebellum is 75% as large as the cerebrum, based on their relative cortex area. Also the cerebellum is MORE advanced in terms of neuron connections -- by several orders of magnitude. Finally only in mammals does the cerebellum have its own separate connections with the body-mind perceptions. He points out that this coevolution of the cerebellum occurred when dreaming also developed, which is not practiced by reptiles. He states that this dreaming reality enables telepathy, psychic healing, telekinesis, precognition, and even shape-shifting.

Essentially Gooch's book is my new bible. I really think this is his best book.

When I'm sitting in full-lotus having O at a Ds with females I'm using my cerebellum brain, based in seeing with my pineal gland. This is the autonomic nervous system -- what would normally be "subconscious desire" -- is activated and fulfilled right then and there. It's amazing.

Meanwhile I can carry on a completely normal, intellectual conversation at the same time, using my cerebrum brain.

People who see me sitting in full-lotus, with my adam's apple pulsating, a big grin on my face. Well their reaction depends on their own energy and how it interacts with mine! Also which brain they are using at the moment! haha.

To write about it in further detail is too dangerous I think. Yes I'm too radical for modern civilization. But in real time I can adjust to the situation without too much problem, although sometimes things get a bit sticky! haha.

Isaiah Mpski
05-08-2008, 04:48 PM
Drew,it makes no difference to me but we want to set the record straight.:skeptic: Can you handle that?

Have you used Cocaine or it's deravitives in the past or is this a riduculous question?:D


Where were you the moment "the Bridge fell down?

Tour friend,
the local reality mentor.:twisted:

drew hempel
05-08-2008, 08:11 PM
Coca leaves and potatoes is a complete diet but that doesn't mean men should be farmers.

http://www.innertraditions.com/Product.jmdx;jsessionid=F110C28603322BA2938549BC52 23436A?action=displayDetail&id=2245&searchString=1-59477-185-5

Thom
05-09-2008, 01:23 AM
Great to hear Stan Gooch has a new book out. His book, "dream culture of the neanderthals" is amazing, suggesting, persuasively, that many common elements of folklore must predate modern humans. Gooch suggests they come from the nocturnal moon worshipping neanderthal, who basically sat around dreaming all day! You should definitely check it out drew, if you haven't done so already. Gooch also has a new website, with essays, forum etc - a bit quiet as yet: http://www.stangooch.gotaw.co.uk/

Here's an essay you might find interesting that argues that the neanderthal flute is in the diatonic scale: http://www.greenwych.ca/fl-compl.htm#Essay

craazyman
05-09-2008, 06:36 AM
Aren't the cavemen in the Geico commercials neanderthals? Seriously, I always thought neanderthals were smarter than they looked. But like all dreamers, they had a rough life. Supposedly anthropologists found that many Neanderthal skeletons have all sort of broken bones and injuries. It just goes to show you that if you sit around dreaming all day, nature will come at you and the world will punish you.

Isaiah Mpski
05-09-2008, 07:18 AM
How Lord CM,can we help Hillary so as to help ourselves.


SHE STILL HAS A CHANCE AS DOES LORD GORE,IF HE CHOOSES.
And I choose.

Hillary has to come up with some innovative thinking to appeal to the future masses.
1.Controled legalizations of "recreational " drugs.
2.Establish a French Foreign Legion type force which would:
A. Give alot of Nethendrathals who are in prison(Netheranderthals predate black and white?) a chance to enjoy life and be rewarded for their honorable actions.
B.Put at least 10 mil potential voters in her corner.

Come on Hilary,don't give up.
And to you Lord Obama,I wish good luck.


DR JOHN D. SON NMD,psychiatry
Eufaula Ok?

willoweyes
05-09-2008, 10:55 AM
Stan goochie doesn't know SQUAT about reptile dreams.

drew hempel
05-09-2008, 02:05 PM
Actually Gooch was a distinguished psychology researcher, author of textbooks that were required reading for college in the U.K.

http://www.improverse.com/ed-articles/richard_wilkerson_2003_jan_evolution.htm

willoweyes
05-09-2008, 03:01 PM
so fucking what white boy? He's never been a turtle.

Isaiah Mpski
05-10-2008, 05:16 AM
And another thing.
Hillary should propose that instead of getting a 600 $ check every 8 years,everybody with an SS number should get that much every MONTH.:D

drew hempel
05-10-2008, 07:57 AM
Well Gooch is Jewish Welsh and considers himself mostly Neanderthal from what I can tell. He's described his previous shape-shifting spirit channelling so ...

suebee
05-10-2008, 09:25 AM
oh never mind.

drew hempel
05-10-2008, 10:03 AM
Thanks for the heads up Thom -- here's what I posted over at http://taobums.com

Thanks for the comments. Here's Stan Gooch's new website with further research details. I just mailed him again this morning! Last night I had some amazing flying, multiple internal climax dreams! Spring fever. haha.

http://www.stangooch.gotaw.co.uk/

The Adam's Apple pulsating kicked in for me last Equinox when my throat chakra went crazy. So it's just the psychic moon center opening up more. Whenever some strong yin energy is around me my Adam's apple starts pulsating as the yin source soaks up the yang energy in my brain. It's funny but also is orgasmic so I just roll with it. Still it drove my mom crazy last time I visited. O at a D with the family is a bit wild. haha.

Anyway where was I as I blush.... uuummmm. Oh yeah I also smell like shit all the time because I eat meat and sit in full-lotus while eating, etc. My gums leach the anerobic bacteria and the vagus nerve transduces the e. coli, etc. So I've experimented with various anti-septics. Tea tree oil combined with peppermint spirits works but it's hard not to make it too strong or too weak.

So be forewarned -- emotions are the first blockage. Nutrition is the second. I was vegetarian for 15 years but after that 8 day fast on ONLY half glass of water I took to dumper-diving and eating solely rancid bread, etc. Haha like a fucking zombie I am! haha. Then I ate fast-food. Slowly I'm working back to a "health" diet but even still I'll have to become an ascetic like Master Chunyi Lin (he fasts one day a week and eats just a little veggie meal per day the rest of the week).

Anyway so today I've been eating yogurt, oranges, bananas and I have some spinach in line. So much for "food combining." Nutrition is just a pain in the ass, considering that civilization is inherently evil.

Consciousness though is the Apple that Adam ate when he was formed out of the EVE (the secret of squaring the circle). Read my blogbook for details: http://mothershiplanding.blogspot.com

nanouk
05-10-2008, 05:10 PM
...are the same i believe, all daydreamers, loving bling and Blondes and just a little bit scruffier and clumsier than the average Cro-Mag...

i grew up with European Fairy Tales and later got absolutely absorbed by the art work by the, now acclaimed John Bauer, who SAW these prehistorical dwellers in his dreams...

Love and Respect<

~N~

http://www.linesandcolors.com/images/2006-04/bauer_450.jpg

drew hempel
05-10-2008, 05:29 PM
Where's Freud's Cigar in that drawing? haha.

Cro-Magnons suffer from sleep paralysis while "awake." Being awake is just when our subconscious perceptions control us and then when we "dream" at night the truth is revealed via our cerebellum. Sitting in full-lotus during the day enables this Cro-Magnon sleep paralysis-walking to be reversed so that the cerebellum truth is immediately apparent and can be acted on right away.

willoweyes
05-11-2008, 07:19 AM
my dear Drew--i think you are a genius, and i love your posts.

somebody PM'ed me and asked why was i such a bitch--I can't help it it's in my nature.

i was just joking around--even tho i do believe strongly that reptiles DO dream--if i hurt or offended i am sorry.

your fervent admirere, Willow

craazyman
05-11-2008, 07:23 AM
somebody PM'ed me and asked why was i such a bitch--

Just for the record, It wasn't me.:p

drew hempel
05-11-2008, 08:05 AM
WillowEyes -- that's really disturbing that you'd get a PM like that. Who ever sent that -- we forgive you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zreYq4yHYR8&NR=1

willoweyes
05-11-2008, 08:07 AM
Thank you for clarifying that Mr. Craaze--i did have my base suspicions, as I can't imagine that anyone else on this board thinks im a bitch . . . . hmmmm.

look out somebody--im sharpening my claws--er, nails.

suebee
05-11-2008, 09:08 AM
how can you pm someone without them knowing who sent it?

willoweyes
05-11-2008, 09:28 AM
Suebee, this illustrates why i know you can be a great lawyer. You never fail to ask the right question.

i suspect that "Mama Jambalaya" is an invented name--perhaps sent from some unsuspecting friend's computer.

for who here would dare use their "real" made-up name, thus incurring a wizard's wrath?

drew hempel
05-11-2008, 10:11 AM
Now that you mention it I have gotten some strange spam PMs here before -- bordering on S/M porn fiction -- but actually I think that may have been a regular poster here!

Anyone wanna fess up? haha!

suebee
05-11-2008, 11:19 AM
yeah drew i got one of those from some female name. we need a vomit emoticon.

drew hempel
05-11-2008, 11:43 AM
Let's put it this way. How many hours have you sat in full-lotus TODAY?!?

I don't keep track anymore. On a good day I have 20 mutual climaxes with females -- we both have internal climaxes after I use my pineal gland to shoot electromagnetic energy into them while the full-lotus sucks up their electrochemical energy.

20 climaxes means I don't get hungry if I don't eat. Last summer I went 3 days with no food and no hunger -- just ecstasy.

That's religion to me.

The best I went was 8 days on only HALF a glass of water. The electromagnetic fields were so strong I healed my mom so she didn't need surgical stockings, I freaked my friends out, I pulled this old lady's spirit out of her head by accident, I saw dead spirits coming to hear Master chunyi Lin during his qi-emitting lecture, when I sat in full-lotus the room kept spinning around me.

That's when I stopped practicing and my channels closed up a bit but then Master Chunyi Lin stuck his finger to my forehead and this magnetic bliss burned up my pineal gland making it permanently magnetized with bliss.

From 11 to 1 at noon and at midnight the third eye automatically opens up everyday. But I just sit in full-lotus and have about 10 internal climaxes a day. At the full-moon the energy is strongest 3 days before and after and especially strong at the equinox full moons.

Precognition, telepathy, telekinesis, psychic healing and euphoria. These can all be the norm just by practicing:

http://springforestqigong.com

craazyman
05-11-2008, 11:47 AM
Drew you could make a fortune in New York or LA, with the over 50 crowd. Ha ha

Willow I would never PM you to call you names . . . I would just do it right here on the thread, LOL, if I wasn't a gentleman and a scholar. The worst I would do would be to tell you to go to heck for a minute or two as penitence for some usavory ad hominem utterance or another.

I can't understand either how you could get PMd and not know from who. But then I'm not that active with the PM function, here so I don't know.

drew hempel
05-11-2008, 12:17 PM
OK this is also in response to the PM -- it's very simple yet very powerful. Talk is cheap -- conceptual thought is the problem. So when people go on and on about various "models" -- that's a joke.

The practice is this: NONWESTERN MUSIC APPLIED TO THE BODY. Specifically something called the "microcosmic orbit" aka "the small universe" -- it's the 12 notes of the scale resonating from the sound in your head into ultrasound which ionizes your electrochemical energy to create blissful heat and then futher ionizes it to create electromagnetic fields. Finally this creates light which bends spacetime back to consciousness.

That's all there is to it. The basic text is "Taoist Yoga: Alchemy and Immortality" by Charles Luk. Once you "lay the foundation" then it's permanent -- it's like a cook book. Just practice, follow the instructions precisely, and just get to about chapter 8 or 10 in that book.

Having a master transmit energy to you is of course very helpful as is having a quiet, isolated place to practice, and the younger you are the easier it is.

Music is not a cult -- it's who we are and the basis for all religion. For all my theory, analysis and model you can read my blogbook -- http://mothershiplanding.blogspot.com

But if you're really serious then just order the "small universe" level 1 sitting meditation c.d. from the "In the Store" at http://springforestqigong.com. It's $11.

imajica
05-11-2008, 03:51 PM
Namaste Drew!

I would like to share your last two posts on a live food nutrition forum I grace. There, I am coming from a perspective of actualizing self-recursion/cellular immortality via the utilization of pine/al bliss juices. The harmonics of the heart beating in the frequency of resounding compassion, rippling coherently through the fabric of the dreamers physical form/ing, is my ultimate nourishment. Over time I have sprinkled this lightly, sometimes not so subtly, through the shimmering of my posts there. But for the most part it is over the heads of most.

I felt to share considering your last two posts.

I eat very little and have often fasted for >month stretches at a time, and know/feel strong and grounded in not needing to eat at all. I recently jumped into a discussion over the so-called 'superiority, spirituality mentality' of those eating a non-flesh diet.

A main debated point was that animal foods were foods that fed the egoic mentality with further frequecies of suffering and as the ego struggled to stay in the drivers seat, it would pulse the individual to eat food to further reinforce the cycles of suffering. The thread, if you are interested is this one, http://www.sunfoodpages.com/forum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=017703;p= . I (Ipharadisi) seem to be the only one in there coming from a position of genuine knowing that old school sources of fuel are not necessary, and this is possible because of unconditionally loving that which is ultimately, Eye. Not desiring to preach or convert others to a particular 'pathway' or show certain vista's. Trusting in the see/ding of my own Paradise, this Eve is graciousness itself.

I don't mean to be off topic...but Drew, I love your posts too! You are speaking of that which is a common experience for myself, though I dont need to sit for hours in full lotus for it!!

True, I have meditated for an eternal blink...

reSigh~ting Bliiiissssssss

drew hempel
05-13-2008, 02:12 PM
Yeah all my stuff is anti-copyright so feel free with it! Thanks for sharing. I take on a lot of wild brain shit because I eat meat and sugar, etc. Today I ate just about a bulb of garlic and now I'm drinking peppermint tea. So while I continue to sit in full-lotus my diet is still a reflection of how civilization is evil! haha.

Today's read: Owlman and others by Jon Downes. Excellent book.

imajica
05-14-2008, 04:33 PM
Thanks!

What are you eating the garlic with? Once upon a time I wouldn't go near garlic, not even with an eleven foot long garden fork ;) I had read of some studies about the disruption to the brains hemispheric balance and the effects on meditation.

Upon desiring garlic again, I began having it. But initially I discovered the garlic would bring about intense headaches!!! I can eat it again now daily, without headahces, and I seem to be going through a period where I am eating it often.

Btw, what do you find excellent about the book, 'Owlman and others'?

drew hempel
05-14-2008, 06:44 PM
There's a county in Taiwan where 7 cloves of garlic is the average intake per person per day. I was kind of joking about garlic but not really -- it will cure the flu if you eat 3 bulbs and also other stuff -- for which antibiotics won't work.

The rotten egg aftermath is too powerful! haha. I just eat the stuff however -- if I need it to kill e. coli I'll eat it raw! It's cheap -- I can get a whole bulb for a $1 here.

Still there's always the aftermath. Today I used MISWAK sticks, as I posted here before -- African chewing sticks of peelu -- natural fluoride. Great stuff but a $1 a stick and I eat 3 of them! haha. So I switched to listerine breathstrips -- I've had like 6.

It's crazy but sitting in full-lotus causes the anerobic bacteria to go to the head -- so the diet is supposed to be very minimal and vegetarian.

But I also bike a lot and it's still cold here so I've been eating meat -- plus people attack me for being vegetarian.

There's one thing that's my own -- my body. So I just sit in full-lotus and everything after that is secondary.

haha. Slowly my diet is getting better.

On the OWLMAN AND OTHERS book by Jon Downes -- it's one of the craziest books I've seen. I can't make sense of it -- half of it is drawings and newspaper clippings. I'm going to read it again but there's a lot of wild stuff in there so I like it just because it's so bizarre.

owlman is the british version of Mothman.

craazyman
05-15-2008, 02:30 AM
A few years ago I went through a very stressfull period of over-work along with emotional and physical exaustion. During that time, I had repetitive bouts of a bronchitis-like condition that would set in to my lungs for weeks at a time and make me miserable.

On several occassions, I tried to knock it out with massive fresh raw garlic doses and cayenne doses. They didn't do a damn thing except make my breath intolerable to anyone within about 10 feet. I also tried echinacea tea and other natural remedies. The only thing that gave me any real relief was the Z-pac antibiotic.

Isaiah Mpski
05-15-2008, 06:16 AM
Yes I am all for drug laws similar to what we have in Mexico.
You go down to the pharmacy and buy pretty much what you want.

You take the advice of some knowledgeable source-next door neighbor whose sister in law is a nurses's aide up in the Bronx.

Eventually over a period of time you will fuck yourself up by these various combinations of chemicals and be forced to see am MD or the like.

And then you're really in dire straits if you don't have the proper guide.


The drug companies have us coming and going CM.

drew hempel
05-15-2008, 08:59 AM
Craazyman -- seriously how did you take the garlic. I'm talking 3 RAW BULBS eaten straight within 12 hours.

How much did you eat and how?

Cayenne is good just for creating heat and making your blood flow smoothly. Garlic would be the main thing.

craazyman
05-15-2008, 10:30 AM
Drew, it was basically raw garlic, totally raw, ground up in a garlic press and put into tomato juice to make it a little more palatable. At first I tried to eat the cloves themselves, just chewing on them and swallowing, but ended up vomiting.

I had several full heads of garlic over the course of a few days, more than 3/day.

I was really hopeful and was very distraught when it didn't work. I was in a lot of misery. Finally broke down and saw the doctor for antibiotics.

This isn't to say I don't believe garlic can be an effective anti-fungal and anti-biotic. But in this case it didn't work for me, whatever my problem was. But the antibiotics did.

willoweyes
05-15-2008, 01:19 PM
Garlic will work if you wash it down with pure, fresh goat milk, still warm from the goat.

yum.:twisted:

bopes
05-15-2008, 03:24 PM
also good on bread, with a bit of olive oil. i've heard it's best to let the raw garlic sit for about 15 minutes after it's minced, or pressed or chopped, before ingesting, to maximize the anti-bug effects.

drew hempel
05-15-2008, 04:34 PM
Yeah I smell like shit again because I ate a free chicken sandwich with a soda and double cheeseburger and fish sandwich.

So after realizing the listerine tabs weren't doing it I switched to PRESERVE -- tea tree oil and peppermint.

Still lots of mutual orgasms at a distance and full-lotus!

imajica
05-15-2008, 04:46 PM
Dunk that garlic toast into thick, creamy pumpkin soup with coconut and cayenne...

Oh yummmmm...

Powderize pumpkin seed and add for extra, 'anti-bug', de-worming power. Especially great for guys, considering pumpkin seeds are high in zinc.

I'm going through a cayenne spell too, where cayene goes on pretty much anything. Although today, I am dry fasting for the first time ever...

"It's crazy but sitting in full-lotus causes the anerobic bacteria to go to the head -- so the diet is supposed to be very minimal and vegetarian." ~ Drew

Drew, I thought you might find this interesting. Gabriel Cousens writes on pg 76 of Spiritual Nutrition:

" Dry fasting on ekadashi, which is done on the eleventh day after the full and new moons, uses the pull of the moon on the water element, which represents the manas (mind). Dry fasting tends to balance the shukra, or deep reproductive fluid that gives stability to the body on many levels and is the primary source of ojas. Defined as the refined product of the seven levels of dhatus metabolism, the ojas has as its main source the shukra, which comes from the deepest or seventh level of the dhatus, which is called shukra dhatus. Ojas is considered the purest form of all tissues. Ojas is responsible for body energy, brightness, strength, immunity, vital force, and physical and mental strength. An excess in shukra, as can happen frequently in celibates, may excite the lower vrittis, taking forms such as sexual desire, cruelty, and jealosy. The practice of ekadashi calms the shukra and brings energy toward the higher vrittis (such as Love and devotion) as food for the brain. Fasting in this way diminishes toxins and gaseous fluid factors that rise up into the brain on and around the new and full moons."

An amazon book review for 'Owlman and others' mentioned that whilst holding perhaps an eccentric charm it was obviously a poor fabrication. I found myself lost in that review before asking you what you found excellent about it. Curiousity gets the cat every time ~ well most times! Seems, the review was right in that it holds appeal for its bizarre elements.


Have you tried that willoweyes?

A couple of months milking my goat and drinking the milk pretty much immediately, or over the course of the day in teas, led me to cease all dairy consumption and become vegan.

The sensitivity and rapport I developed with her was incredible. A fabulous bush walking companion she was and initially she would stand still, untethered, whilst I would milk her. She eventually got the message across to me in a powerful way though that what I was doing was absurd.

Of course this is a simplified, short-hand version of that which lead to my ceasing the fresh, still warm milk drinking. The profound way in which the message was delivered has ensured I have been vegan ever since (14 years now), with absolutely zero desire for any milk or milk derived products.

Craazyman, have you ever tried mushrooms like reishi, shiitake or cordyceps? Powerful!! There is a product called 'Host Defence', made up of organic, activated mushrooms.

suebee
05-15-2008, 06:15 PM
olive oil and garlic on cappellini with romano.
basil/garlic/olive oil/parmesean/pinenuts paste on pizza.
mushrooms any kind sauteed with garlic.
i can eat lots of almost raw garlic that way.
i love food. i never used to.

drew hempel
05-15-2008, 07:07 PM
Yeah my brain still got e. coli in it even though I ate a whole bulb of garlic this morning. That cleared me out -- with a bunch of cilantro and a couple cups of green tea. But then I went all McDs with my big obese buddy Bert. haha. Oh well.

I just transmute the shit into gold as my coworkers joke. haha.

It's true -- it turns into light through mutual O at a Ds.

That's why I'm typing this -- to shoot out some energy into the message to transmute some of the brains. haha.

OK Soak it up! Thanks.

suebee
05-16-2008, 05:15 AM
i forgot bruchetta (sp) and fresh salsa with chips with chunks of raw garlic in both...digestible and delicious. bon appetit. :p

willoweyes
05-16-2008, 05:54 AM
Imajica--i missed your post until now--what a beautiful story.

But how did the goat explain that drinking her milk was ridiculous? My own special goat, [Black Angel]--well, maybe we have some sort of a sick interspecies love thing going, but she appears to LOVE me to milk her. of course i do other things too, like feeding her bits of the sun in crushed corn kernals, and brushing her lovely coat, and annointing her magnificent horns with lanolin, and of course massaging her bag with olive oil if it appears dry--but she's never sent me any hateful vibes? Is she just a goat grain whore?

Sometimes I call Black Angel "Luciano's Teat" because her milk is to regular goat's milk what Pavorotti's voice was to the common run of man's squackings.

Did any of you guys read the latest Harpers? It appears raw milk is the most perfect food, and people who drink it are pretty well immune to infections.

Did you all know that John D. Rockefeller (the first one, the skinny ugly guy) lived deep into his nineties by subsisting on raw milk?

imajica
05-17-2008, 05:08 AM
Black Angel is living in luxury's lap with you! 'Tis little wonder her milk is to regular goat's milk what Pavorotti's voice was to the common run of man's squackings.

Taxidoorears *giggles* was pretty intense, but I loved her. I guess her name could have been a little kinder than a reference to a piece of metal on wheels being likened to her ears.

Roaming wherever she pleased with no fences, or tether for the most part, meant that she had a belly full of whatever she would find to satiate herself. I could not rely on the lure of the grains to call her to me, and then to keep her there whilst I squeezed her teats would be largely by the grace of our friendship. So it was quite evident to me when she subtly starting behaving differently. Eventually it was pretty much impossible for me to milk her without jeopadizing the friendship.

I listened, considering I was the only one who could actually 'work' with her. She terrorized everyone who tried to come near her. She was nasty! I had a way with her which meant we could 'meet'...til a friend shot her whilst I was away travelling. I was most :cry: she was pretty incredible.

She would sit around the campfire with myself and a friend and our two dogs. All of us would be gazing at the fire, Taxi chewing her cud and looking dreamy beside me...

willoweyes
05-17-2008, 05:43 AM
yes, im not bragging just stating a fact when i say my goats have fallen into a pretty lush Bardo. There is 100 acres to be freely roamed, fresh with springing water, catsclaw briar, bois d'arc and hackberry seedlings, all particularly relished by the goatpeople. and they have a full functioning herd, with a wise matriarch, a stupid and stinking yet potent sire, and many little goats to bring joy to everyone's heart with their caprioles.

Luciano's Teat lost her baby this year to a coyote? or maybe an eagle--so i must milk her twice a day.

I am sorry for the fate of your goat, but i am sure she would have preferrred it to a life of obsequities. Not for goats the bland acceptance of cows, that Man will do what is best for them, in the end!

drew hempel
05-17-2008, 07:44 AM
So sheep sex is awesome or what?

willoweyes
05-17-2008, 07:49 AM
My dear Drew, sheep are very different from goats, and don't you forget it.

craazyman
05-17-2008, 09:32 AM
if you start watching sheep having sex, a would guess that a minute seems like an hour. Better to read political news on the internet if you want to pass the time.

drew hempel
05-17-2008, 10:46 AM
asdffffffffff

willoweyes
05-18-2008, 05:43 AM
tips on milking a reluctant goat.

from page 738 of the ninth edition of "The Encyclopedia of Country Living," by the DEFINITIVE authority, Carla Emory:

"So how do you turn on a goat or cow that doesn't want to be milked? The answer is: You seduce her. Do a good job with your warm water and cloth washing of her udder and teats. The combination of warmth, wetness, and manipulation (like the baby that would naturally push on her udder) goes a long way toward overcoming hostility and nervousness. If that didn't work--if you're still squeezing and nothing is coming out and you're afraid she's going to dry up--I know an absolutely surefire way to get her to relax and let that milk down.

Just take the teat in your own mouth and suck a little. She can't resist that--it's too real."

willoweyes
05-18-2008, 05:58 AM
oooh, if i could ONLY post pictures!! Ive got the best shot of me and Luciano's Teat, after a milking session. . . .

drew hempel
05-18-2008, 07:14 AM
Wow I thought having to seduce my coworkers to keep them at bay was bad enough.

Still her teat is starting to sound pretty good. I know when I drink goat's milk the taste is so strong it literally feels like sucking a hairy goat teat. It's so strange!

STRANGE!!

WHY WHY WHY.

Goat milk.

imajica
05-29-2008, 06:15 PM
can't you post pictures?

Willoweyes, yes! I think if people want to drink milk they should at least be realistic and drink it straight from the teat!

your friends are in heaven indeed!

wow!

drew hempel
05-30-2008, 09:19 AM
erect goat nipple photos please.

craazyman
05-30-2008, 01:27 PM
I'll stick to skim from the carton and tits from the singles bars. ho ho.

Isaiah Mpski
05-30-2008, 02:52 PM
Watch out for Herpes and HPV.
They are kinda hard to see though.

drew hempel
05-31-2008, 04:38 PM
I first met qigong master Chunyi Lin when he did a presentation for my graduate class at the U of MN. I had studied qigong extensively through books and had been to a qi-emitting lecture by qigong master Effie P. Chow and had practiced Yan Xin plus seen the Chinese government "Qigong Supermaster" documentary on Yan Xin, etc. I had read Dr. Eisenberg's book on qigong in China and many others.

I knew right away Qigong master Chunyi Lin was the real thing and I was sitting right in front and could feel lots of heat from him. That was in 1999 and I was very busy with grad school, etc. My first class he walked around the class and while we did a standing exercise he shook his fingers at us, which you could hear. Immediately I saw bright light and my body filled with bliss -- it was the best experience in my life.

That fall of 2000 I trained intensively and before the Level III retreat I did a week long "bigu" fast. At the level II class qigong master Chunyi Lin said he could state what percentage a person's organ is functioning. I went up to him during a break and since I had felt heat in my right kidney I asked what percentage it was working. I was forward facing him and he looked at my kidney -- immediately I felt hot bliss right on my kidney and he replied "Oh about 70%" I knew he had just done a healing on me! Also the room was filled with a blissful magnetic field.

While practicing I also studied the book "Taoist Yoga: Alchemy and Immortality." At the level III retreat I had already been sitting in full-lotus and doing the small universe and active exercises practically nonstop for a week and already I had strong electromagnetic fields around my body and the top of my skull was soft. At the Level III retreat I saw this floating orbs of light moving off Qigong master Chunyi Lin's body as he sat in full-lotus. He said that's just his yin spirit going to heal people. I also saw spirits come into the room and I didn't say anything but qigong master Chunyi Lin announced someone else mentioning this and he explained that the dead do come to hear him speak to help them return back to consciousness.

The middle of my brain was burning up during this retreat and soon afterwards I healed my mom of a serious leg debilitation and I accidently pulled this old lady's spirit out of her head -- but she was fine although she did cry a lot. I did that by pulling the energy straight out the top of the center of the head, by accident, even though qigong master Chunyi Lin had said not to do this. I didn't realize I was that powerful.

So then I stopped practicing as intensively because when I'd sit in full-lotus the whole room would spin around me. I started reading master Nan, Huai-chin and then qigong master Chunyi Lin stuck his finger to my forehead and ever since the center of my brain has been permanently magnetized with bliss. Now when I sit in full-lotus electromagnetic fields fly out of my pineal gland into female electrochemical sources (be they old men who are sick or young girls or old male dogs, etc.) Yeah it's wild but I just sit in full-lotus and let the energy fly! haha.