My New Book!

[drew hempel]

http://www.lulu.com/content/3831375

[Isaiah Mpski]

I hope it's good quality toilet paper Lord Hemp,or rolling paper anyway.
I expect some sort of tremendous work and energy out of you next week hemp.
Just don't let any bridges collapse or airplanes fall out of the sky when you screw 100 women with your pineal gland at or near the Republician convention.
And breaking into your parent's house?That's niggar.
Come on man.Willow pays minimum wage.

By the way Willow.Aren't you at least a little happy that alimony exists in Texas.
If you want to kill your pancreas and liver with Vodka,I'll come and see you during the hard times.
Go ahead and buy you me and SB a place up in the Pecos.I'm good for one third of it.
I've always wanted to spend the winter where the snow is 14 ft deep.

[drew hempel]

Hold on -- Willow is single? I assumed she'd have some big red neck slapping me around muttering commands that made no sense and then taking it out on me when I took him literally. That's usually my experience with menial labor work. haha.

[Isaiah Mpski]

Drew,you must forgive me.
I hope your book turns into a best seller.
Most of the comments I make on this forum are tongue-in-cheek.
I know life is hard on you(and most of the rest of us) and I applaud the efforts you make to get by.
We all love you.:D

[drew hempel]

Or I could do a "post-doc" at UCLA.... such choices.

http://www.physics.ucla.edu/Sonoluminescence/page2.html

Seth Putterman believes that it's from displacement of electrons... ALCHEMY.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/tvradio/programmes/horizon/experiment_trans.shtml

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/27/science/27fusion.html?_r=2&ref=science&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

[willoweyes]

Drew, frankly I DO have an irascible redneck on the place, who IS fond of muttering incomprehensible commands, and then slapping around befuddled underlings--he's only 5'6", but so full of bull testosterone that his neck size is an 18"er.

It's almost eerie that you could describe him so. . . .

I would never wish to condemn another to this farm--that's why my children are far far away--however, in a mysterious way, it is a sanctuary.

And my dear Isaiah, if there is alimony in Tejas, someone forgot to tell me--I would get 1/2 of the farm, but when divorce was mentioned, I was threatened with death by the hand of a very plausible sadistic enforcer, late of NYC, and a good buddy of a lawyer I know.

[Somantics]

wow it's good to come back here after so long, sitting here in the dusted London night; humid after so long in grey - shame since the jet stream moved south to be stuck of Brittany - but the first page is you kind and interested folks again: Drew congrats on the book - a fine achievement of course, Isiaih your crazy crusty bastard - still coherent. And Willow. I like to imagine y'all in some spooked Edward Scissorhands type scenario with plenty of quiche lorraine to hand.

Apart from disagreeing with your fundamental politics this is all i have to say.

[craazyman]

Some big red neck slapping me around muttering commands that made no sense and then taking it out on me when I took him literally. That's usually my experience with menial labor work. haha.

My God, Drew, that's the human condition in a sentence! And I can assure you, it gets no better with white collar ditch digging either. Maybe even worse, because the fuckup it produces isn't immediately evident, as it is when the ditch starts off in the wrong place.

[Isaiah Mpski]

Ha,Lord Somatics ,so good to see you back.

Willow,my Celtic and American Indian blood have given me a couple of characteristics which allow me to laugh at people who try to intimidate or threaten me.Not that it doesn't cause my blood pressure to go up,but I fear no man.
In other words,I'm just like a pit bull and I promise you I have a couple of bodyguards,one of whom-about 6'3 and 260 of American Indian who really likes to take his frustrations out on punks who think they are mean.:eek:

I would never come between a man and his wife,and I'm sure your husband has his hands full with you at times but dear,God does not want us to suffer.
That does not mean you should follow the same path as your mother and my brother but anybody who can't find a bit of satisfaction in the type of life that is afforded to you needs to cut down on their drinking or -seriously-have some frank discussions with a therapist to let loose of some of your pain.